Haumea

Haumea is a planet (not a dwarf planet at all 100% true no dwarf) located in the Kuiper Belt. It is an egg shaped planet because it S P I N N fast. It has 2 moons: Hiʻiaka and Namaka. Haumea is inhabited by Pickles, the creators of the Universe, Retards, and Egg People. It also has rings, because idk. Haumea, along with all other planets and dwarf planets are actually living beings. Haumea's friends are Pluto and Eris. Haumea's only enemy is Makemake.